The other blog

It looks like the other Koptalk blog is down.

I need to find out why.

Rupert has gone into hiding on the back of some allegations made against him by email to me.

I’ve not closed the blog down!

Where’s the Koptalk Blog?

Looking for the infamous Koptalk Blog? I mean the blog about Koptalk, not the one started by Duncan Oldham last summer in response to the blog about Koptalk. He closed that blog down when he saw how badly it was backfiring.

The Koptalk Blog, AKA the Insider Blog, or the Anti-Koptalk (not our name) Blog, or the Koptalk Insider blog, or even the Insider Insider blog, can be found at….

www.koptalkinsider.wordpress.com

At one point I was going to use this address as a place for only the briefest of information about Koptalk. Time got the better of me though, so it never happened.

If you want to help in the fight to have Duncan Oldham and Koptalk brought to justice for their long-term theft from Liverpool supporters through forged autographs, touted tickets, triple-charging for subs, lies about having any insider information, fraud, threats to LFC players and staff and the rest, visit the other blog, drop us a line.

Maybe we’ll get round to an abridged version one day, which would be nice here.

Liverpool FC and its supporters do not want this parasite attached to our great Football Club any longer.

Koptalk users say “its so peaceful in here”

This thread, although interesting, isn’t really good enough for the main blog. So I’ve put it in here instead, the trivial blog. DJ Sydney seems to be on a high because he’s got rid of another of his enemies. The sooner he’s got the site to himself the sooner he’ll be happy.

Is he actually one of us working behind enemy lines?

Post: its so peaceful in here!        (Topic#19132)
HarveyBirdman
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:22 PM – Post#287253

isnt it nice and quiet now that Ryan has left      GLOCK= ******* ****

mark1975
Crowd Control

Age: 30
31-07-06 12:24 PM – Post#287257
In response to HarveyBirdman

Ryan’s a sound lad and a good poster, he just needed to tone down a touch. It’s TOO quiet though.     MATTHIAS: I don’t think it ought to be blasphemy,just saying ‘Jehovah’

CROWD: He said it again!!

OFFICIAL: You’re only making it worse for yourself!!

MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 12:24 PM – Post#287258
In response to HarveyBirdman

There certainly less intelligent thread topics!

the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

TheMagic8Ball
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:25 PM – Post#287259
In response to HarveyBirdman

its so quiet, shhh, shhh …….all so quiet, shhh,shhh ……..     Where’s our top notch RW?

HarveyBirdman
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:25 PM – Post#287261
In response to onceared

onceared Said:
There certainly less intelligent thread topics!

you starting ********?  GLOCK= ******* ****

Marz
1st Team Player

Age: 29
Loc: Melbourne, Australia
31-07-06 12:26 PM – Post#287263
In response to mark1975

mark1975 Said:
Ryan’s a sound lad and a good poster, he just needed to tone down a touch. It’s TOO quiet though.

What happened to Ryan?

LFCSydney
1st Team Player

Loc: Jock in oz
31-07-06 12:27 PM – Post#287265
In response to Marz

Marz Said:
mark1975 Said:
Ryan’s a sound lad and a good poster, he just needed to tone down a touch. It’s TOO quiet though.

What happened to Ryan?

yeh, what was the story?

Roland G.
1st Team Player

Loc: eGoli, Mzansi
31-07-06 12:27 PM – Post#287267
In response to HarveyBirdman

Piedro nicking stereos, Ryan on a sabbatical – its a conspiracy!      History will show that the RED Revolution had nothing to do with Communism and everything to do with the greatest English football club ever – LIVERPOOL!

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 12:27 PM – Post#287268
In response to HarveyBirdman

Why?

You nervous i might be talking about your brilliant and insightful effort??

No mate, dont be so touchy, i was talking about another brilliant insightfull effort altogether!
the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:27 PM – Post#287269
In response to Marz

Interesting to see he’s now been banned from the other forum that he joined (for being…wait for it – too abusive), after dunk banned him…

How long did he last there, a week or so?

Kinda makes us seem lenient, considering how many chances we gave him.     I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

Roland G.
1st Team Player

Loc: eGoli, Mzansi
31-07-06 12:29 PM – Post#287270
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Bring him back!     History will show that the RED Revolution had nothing to do with Communism and everything to do with the greatest English football club ever – LIVERPOOL!

Ardent
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:29 PM – Post#287271
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

How long is he banned for?

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:31 PM – Post#287276
In response to Ardent

According to what dunk says, it’s permanent – unless ryan can give dunk assurances of his behaviour. I cant see that being too forthcoming, unfortunately.

I sincerely hope it’s just a phase, because Ryan was never as bad as he’s been recently, even allowing for the controversial tone he can sometimes adopt.

Fingers crossed, but i cant say i’m too expectant.     I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

spider-neil
Crowd Control

31-07-06 12:32 PM – Post#287278
In response to Ardent

I saw ryan’s threat on ‘the other site’ and he was bang out of order.

fair enough doing it here after thousands of posts but joining a new site and sla*gging off established posters (or anyone for that matter) is not on.

Modokay
1st Team Player

Age: 23
Loc: Lost
31-07-06 12:32 PM – Post#287279
In response to LFCSydney

LFCSydney Said:
Marz Said:
mark1975 Said:
Ryan’s a sound lad and a good poster, he just needed to tone down a touch. It’s TOO quiet though.

What happened to Ryan?

yeh, what was the story?

I think he had an argument with DJSyd. Charity Shield – 13 days left

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 12:33 PM – Post#287281
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

As Harvey said, i am sure we will live!     the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:33 PM – Post#287285
In response to Modokay

Modokay Said:

I think he had an argument with DJSyd.

No he didnt.

It’s exactly that kind of shite-spouting, without actually knowing one’s facts, that causes problems in the first place. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

robinhood
Crowd Control

31-07-06 12:33 PM – Post#287286
In response to Modokay

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

That’s unfair on Syd.

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 12:34 PM – Post#287287
In response to spider-neil

HAHAHA did he really!!

poor senor o’hare, all pent up and nowhere to blow!     the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

Ardent
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:34 PM – Post#287288
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Well, I’m glad Dunk has decided to take a firm stand. There was too little football discussion on here and too many insults.

(.)(.)
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:35 PM – Post#287289
In response to mark1975

mark1975 Said:
Ryan’s a sound lad and a good poster, he just needed to tone down a touch. It’s TOO quiet though.

Agreed.

Bring back Ryan.

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:35 PM – Post#287290
In response to onceared

If everyone that had an argument with me was banned, there’d be no one left

It’s hardly a secret that Ryan chose a certain, less than respectful way, to put his points across and it finally became too much.
That’s it really.     I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

Modokay
1st Team Player

Age: 23
Loc: Lost
31-07-06 12:35 PM – Post#287292
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

I’m not talking sh*te, he wrote it himself.
Did a quick search, I can’t really tell if he’s telling the truth or not.

Sorry Sid, I have nothing against you, I’m glad he’s gone.     Charity Shield – 13 days left

Edited by Modokay on 31-07-06 12:36 PM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:36 PM – Post#287295
In response to Ardent

Ardent Said:
Well, I’m glad Dunk has decided to take a firm stand. There was too little football discussion on here and too many insults.

That was the problem, it had nothing to do with disagreements or controversial views, it was about consistent and emphatic abuse, which is unacceptable and when it reaches a certain point, nobody is allowed to get away with it, no matter how ‘established’ they are. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

HarveyBirdman
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:37 PM – Post#287297
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Dj_Sydney_A Said:
Interesting to see he’s now been banned from the other forum that he joined (for being…wait for it – too abusive), after dunk banned him…

How long did he last there, a week or so?

Kinda makes us seem lenient, considering how many chances we gave him.

is that all? i thought he would of at least questioned dunks motifs on the insider!  That seems to get people banned quite quickly.

PS: He wasnt banned on the other site….he was given a stern warning…he has calmed down a bit. Im trying my best to rev him up though.
GLOCK= ******* ****

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 12:37 PM – Post#287299
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Dj, i have been here for a yearish, and never had a row with you at all!!

d’you wanna go???

the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

robinhood
Crowd Control

31-07-06 12:38 PM – Post#287300
In response to onceared

*restrains Oncey*

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:38 PM – Post#287302
In response to Modokay

Modokay Said:
I’m not talking sh*te, he wrote it himself.
Did a quick search, I can’t really tell if he’s telling the truth or not.

Sorry Sid, I have nothing against you, I’m glad he’s gone.

It doesnt take a genius to work out that he might have a slightly slanted view of the events though, does it?

No offence taken, just be aware that there’s two sides to every story. Knowing Ryan like you do, it’s hardly shocking that he wouldnt accept any blame, is it?I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

mark1975
Crowd Control

Age: 30
31-07-06 12:38 PM – Post#287303
In response to Modokay

It wasnt about an arguement with anyone mate, it was about his tone, which he was warned about dozens of times.

Is it too much to ask for a bit of cooperation from a regular poster? We overlooked his behaviour enough because he was a regular, while taking stick of lesser known posters for adopting a different policy with them.
MATTHIAS: I don’t think it ought to be blasphemy,just saying ‘Jehovah’

CROWD: He said it again!!

OFFICIAL: You’re only making it worse for yourself!!

MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

spider-neil
Crowd Control

31-07-06 12:38 PM – Post#287304
In response to onceared

onceared Said:
HAHAHA did he really!!

poor senor o’hare, all pent up and nowhere to blow!

basically ryan had a right go at speedy (after two preseason games no less  ) and whilst that may have been tolerated here let’s just say die hard fans don’t take too kindly to liverpool players get sl*gged off so rows broke out, well, last in first out…

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:39 PM – Post#287306
In response to onceared

onceared Said:
Dj, i have been here for a yearish, and never had a row with you at all!!

d’you wanna go???

Christ mate, not on a Monday!  I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

singlerider
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:40 PM – Post#287307
In response to robinhood

robinhood Said:
*restrains Oncey*

*flicks robinhos ears while he’s got his hands full*

“If women wanted sex as much as men, then there’d be no such thing as poetry”

LFCSydney
1st Team Player

Loc: Jock in oz
31-07-06 12:40 PM – Post#287308
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

he will be pi$$ed off, he has been a ‘local’ on this site for as long as i can remember. still at least we wont have to put up with his Tranny avatar anymore.

Modokay
1st Team Player

Age: 23
Loc: Lost
31-07-06 12:40 PM – Post#287309
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

He’s a bit extreme at times I admit, never thought he’d cross the line like he did, though.
By the way, where’s Brendan hiding?     Charity Shield – 13 days left

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:40 PM – Post#287310
In response to HarveyBirdman

HarveyBirdman Said:

PS: He wasnt banned on the other site….he was given a stern warning…he has calmed down a bit. Im trying my best to rev him up though.

Wasnt he? Why was his name removed from the ‘members’ list then? I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

HarveyBirdman
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:42 PM – Post#287311
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Dj_Sydney_A Said:
HarveyBirdman Said:

PS: He wasnt banned on the other site….he was given a stern warning…he has calmed down a bit. Im trying my best to rev him up though.

Wasnt he? Why was his name removed from the ‘members’ list then?

are we talking about the same site? He is on there at the moment. Doing his thing as usual….hate crimes on LFC players.GLOCK= ******* ****

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:42 PM – Post#287313
In response to Modokay

Modokay Said:
He’s a bit extreme at times I admit, never thought he’d cross the line like he did, though.
By the way, where’s Brendan hiding?

Brendan is not banned, so dunno where he is.

His behaviour has been much better recently.
Wish Ryan had taken the same road as brendan when warned. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:43 PM – Post#287315
In response to HarveyBirdman

HarveyBirdman Said:

are we talking about the same site? He is on there at the moment. Doing his thing as usual….hate crimes on LFC players.

Perhaps he was re-instated then. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 12:44 PM – Post#287317
In response to spider-neil

I know Sn, i was involved in the chat!

I am not suprised he got banned, imo it is a shame that he cant control himself, and see other peoples points of view! he is a fine poster when he wants to be!     the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:45 PM – Post#287319
In response to onceared

onceared Said:
I know Sn, i was involved in the chat!

I am not suprised he got banned, imo it is a shame that he cant control himself, and see other peoples points of view! he is a fine poster when he wants to be!

Absolutely agree, it’s a real shame because when he wasnt going on the rampage, he was a great contributor.

There has to be some sense of control, though and sadly Ryan couldnt exercise enough. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

HarveyBirdman
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:45 PM – Post#287320
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Dj_Sydney_A Said:
Modokay Said:
He’s a bit extreme at times I admit, never thought he’d cross the line like he did, though.
By the way, where’s Brendan hiding?

Brendan is not banned, so dunno where he is.

His behaviour has been much better recently.
Wish Ryan had taken the same road as brendan when warned.

Brendan is at the same place Ryan is.

its true though he has been alot better.GLOCK= ******* ****

singlerider
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:45 PM – Post#287322
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

*thinks Ryan may have calmed down a bit after the transfer window, or at least hopes so*     “If women wanted sex as much as men, then there’d be no such thing as poetry”

robinhood
Crowd Control

31-07-06 12:46 PM – Post#287323
In response to singlerider

singlerider Said:
robinhood Said:
*restrains Oncey*

*flicks robinhos ears while he’s got his hands full*

*throws Oncey at Singe and walks off*

spider-neil
Crowd Control

31-07-06 12:47 PM – Post#287326
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

if you ask me ryan and bren just say what a lot of fans are thinking, without dragging up the past when crouch went on his legendary 19 game goal drought you KNEW a ryan/bren special was coming.

as for preseason after all the ridiculous hype of speedy I saw him and thought ‘well…’
ryan just came out and said it.

it wasn’t what they were saying it was the insults of the people who disagreed with them that was out of order

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:47 PM – Post#287327
In response to HarveyBirdman

HarveyBirdman Said:

Brendan is at the same place Ryan is.

its true though he has been alot better.

Good luck to him. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 12:49 PM – Post#287331
In response to spider-neil

spider-neil Said:
if you ask me ryan and bren just say what a lot of fans are thinking, without dragging up the past when crouch when on his legendary 19 game goal drought you KNEW a ryan/bren special was coming.

as for preseason after all the ridiculous hype of speedy I saw him and thought ‘well…’
ryan just came out and said it.

it wasn’t what they were saying it was the insults of the people who disagreed with them that was out of order

That’s exactly it mate, they’d been slating players for ages, that was never a problem. It was HOW Ryan expressed himself, with regards to fellow posters, rather than what his views were.I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

LeTallecWiz
1st Team Player

Age: 25
Loc: Israel
31-07-06 12:53 PM – Post#287335
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

as they say in hebrew syd, ‘azov’ … let it go … ryan was a great poster with a wicked sense of humor … let’s remember the former KopTalk MVP like that until his rebirth though …      “We waited 2,000 years for our own state, and we won’t fold because a group of terrorists think that they can scare us. Someone who cannot protect his freedom does not deserve it”
Ori Lavie – Captain in Golani

HarveyBirdman
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:55 PM – Post#287337
In response to onceared

onceared Said:
Why?

You nervous i might be talking about your brilliant and insightful effort??

No mate, dont be so touchy, i was talking about another brilliant insightfull effort altogether!

No worries, i was just ‘avin a larf.

I knew this topic would spark some debate, so i posted it.

its very quiet in here.GLOCK= ******* ****

Mors
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:55 PM – Post#287338
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Dj_Sydney_A Said:
Modokay Said:

I think he had an argument with DJSyd.

No he didnt.

It’s exactly that kind of shite-spouting, without actually knowing one’s facts, that causes problems in the first place.

The kid makes an observation as he see’s it and you call it shite-spouting?
Sounds like he’s touched a raw nerve to be honest.

Mors Quote:
he couldn’t hit a bull’s @rrse with a laser-guided banjo

Modokay
1st Team Player

Age: 23
Loc: Lost
31-07-06 12:57 PM – Post#287340
In response to Mors

We’ve already cleared that Mors, no need to bring it up again.     Charity Shield – 13 days left

Gerry_A_Trick
1st Team Player

31-07-06 12:58 PM – Post#287342
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Which website is this? (If you’re allowed say).     Either reply with something constructive or don’t reply at all.

LeTallecWiz
1st Team Player

Age: 25
Loc: Israel
31-07-06 01:00 PM – Post#287344
In response to Modokay

Modokay Said:
We’ve already cleared that Mors, no need to bring it up again.

“We waited 2,000 years for our own state, and we won’t fold because a group of terrorists think that they can scare us. Someone who cannot protect his freedom does not deserve it”
Ori Lavie – Captain in Golani

Modokay
1st Team Player

Age: 23
Loc: Lost
31-07-06 01:02 PM – Post#287346
In response to LeTallecWiz

Nice one LTW.      Charity Shield – 13 days left

Primordius
Reserve Player

Age: 25
Loc: Brisbane, Australia
31-07-06 01:02 PM – Post#287347
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Dj_Sydney_A Said:
Interesting to see he’s now been banned from the other forum that he joined (for being…wait for it – too abusive), after dunk banned him…

How long did he last there, a week or so?

Kinda makes us seem lenient, considering how many chances we gave him.

This forum can be lenient at times. I’d like to see 2-3 week bans in place (as warnings) and if they screw up after a certain amount of times, it should be permanent. A straight up ban is a little harsh, but letting things slide is almost as bad as condoning bad behaviour in my book.

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 01:09 PM – Post#287355
In response to Mors

Mors Said:

The kid makes an observation as he see’s it and you call it shite-spouting?
Sounds like he’s touched a raw nerve to be honest.

Mors

It would sound like that to you mors, but then, you were always one to favour that kind of tactic, in preference to actual facts of the matter. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 01:09 PM – Post#287356
In response to Gerry_A_Trick

The very fact that this thread has in a very short period of time had 50 responses speaks volumes of Ryans standing on this site.

I dont care wether all of you love him or hate him, the facts are he has sound football knowledge and when he debated in a rational and balanced manner he was up there in the best 5-10 posters on this site.

The trouble is that over time as his responses have got more barbed and acidic, more and more posters have seen fit to have a pop at him or about him. This in turn has made him EVEN MORE angry and acidic!!

Basically i find it funny that a lot of you have helped create this angry man persona, and laughed and jibed with him when it suited you, and yet been incredibly offended and high horse riding when his rants dont suit your particular leanings!

If a lot of you could take the advice (that is constantly being given) from the likes of Mark, dunk and syd and just ignore posters you dont agree with, we probably would still have the “good” poster Ryan with us!!

Its all a bit Frankensteins monster to me, and regardless of your views our great sight is the lesser because he is not on it!     the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 01:10 PM – Post#287359
In response to Primordius

Primordius Said:

This forum can be lenient at times. I’d like to see 2-3 week bans in place (as warnings) and if they screw up after a certain amount of times, it should be permanent. A straight up ban is a little harsh, but letting things slide is almost as bad as condoning bad behaviour in my book.

Suspensions, which is what you’re describing, are actively used here. Unfortunately, they didnt do the trick with ryan.I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

mark1975
Crowd Control

Age: 30
31-07-06 01:11 PM – Post#287362
In response to spider-neil

spider-neil Said:
if you ask me ryan and bren just say what a lot of fans are thinking, without dragging up the past when crouch went on his legendary 19 game goal drought you KNEW a ryan/bren special was coming.

as for preseason after all the ridiculous hype of speedy I saw him and thought ‘well…’
ryan just came out and said it.

it wasn’t what they were saying it was the insults of the people who disagreed with them that was out of order

The fact that he’s ranting about Gonzalez on ANOTHER forum kinda makes a mockery of his innocent pleading that he was ‘just responding to the muppets on here who overhyped him’, he’s just too fcuking trigger happy with players but when pulled on it he tries to shift the goal posts by saying it’s ‘just in response’, like with Syd the other day.

Provoked in anyway or not, there’s no call for the way he speaks to people on forums, it’s funny for a while but then it just wears painfully thin. MATTHIAS: I don’t think it ought to be blasphemy,just saying ‘Jehovah’

CROWD: He said it again!!

OFFICIAL: You’re only making it worse for yourself!!

MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 01:11 PM – Post#287364
In response to onceared

onceared Said:
The very fact that this thread has in a very short period of time had 50 responses speaks volumes of Ryans standing on this site.

I dont care wether all of you love him or hate him, the facts are he has sound football knowledge and when he debated in a rational and balanced manner he was up there in the best 5-10 posters on this site.

The trouble is that over time as his responses have got more barbed and acidic, more and more posters have seen fit to have a pop at him or about him. This in turn has made him EVEN MORE angry and acidic!!

Basically i find it funny that a lot of you have helped create this angry man persona, and laughed and jibed with him when it suited you, and yet been incredibly offended and high horse riding when his rants dont suit your particular leanings!

If a lot of you could take the advice (that is constantly being given) from the likes of Mark, dunk and syd and just ignore posters you dont agree with, we probably would still have the “good” poster Ryan with us!!

Its all a bit Frankensteins monster to me, and regardless of your views our great sight is the lesser because he is not on it!

To be fair, it had gone beyong just ignoring him, he became a major disruption. As for this topic, people like a bit of gossip and controversy, hence the level of replies. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

Modokay
1st Team Player

Age: 23
Loc: Lost
31-07-06 01:13 PM – Post#287366
In response to onceared

If you talk sh*te you have to able to take sh*te from others. Simple as…     Charity Shield – 13 days left

Primordius
Reserve Player

Age: 25
Loc: Brisbane, Australia
31-07-06 01:13 PM – Post#287367
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Dj_Sydney_A Said:
Primordius Said:

This forum can be lenient at times. I’d like to see 2-3 week bans in place (as warnings) and if they screw up after a certain amount of times, it should be permanent. A straight up ban is a little harsh, but letting things slide is almost as bad as condoning bad behaviour in my book.

Suspensions, which is what you’re describing, are actively used here. Unfortunately, they didnt do the trick with ryan.

Ahhh, *nods*.

PS – Sorry bout the rogue Downing thread people, I really should have searched first I guess. Don’t create that many new threads, almost thought I stumbled onto something noone else had found!

Ardent
1st Team Player

31-07-06 01:14 PM – Post#287368
In response to spider-neil

spider-neil Said:
if you ask me ryan and bren just say what a lot of fans are thinking

Speak for yourself. I though some of the stuff they said about LFC players was downright disgraceful.

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 01:15 PM – Post#287369
In response to Primordius

Primordius Said:

Ahhh, *nods*.

PS – Sorry bout the rogue Downing thread people, I really should have searched first I guess. Don’t create that many new threads, almost thought I stumbled onto something noone else had found!

Dont worry about it, the original downing thread was well disguised, so without reading every thread, you’re not gonna know. I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

Mystic Gohan
1st Team Player

31-07-06 01:16 PM – Post#287370
In response to Modokay

christ i never knew he got banned, how long ago was it, i hadn’t noticed him around for a while but never presumed he was banned.

What is the other site by the way?

Is there a chance to read this topic or has it been deleted by now?

I’ll tred a little more carefully now i think.     http://fighterops.com/forum/images/avatars/2/boy_jamming_on_guitar_lg_wht.gif

mark1975
Crowd Control

Age: 30
31-07-06 01:19 PM – Post#287372
In response to Mystic Gohan

There’s no need for you to ‘tread carefully’ MG, your posting is usually fine. People make it sound like we’ve come down hard on Ryan, he’s probably the most abusive poster on the forum and he was warned dozens and dozens of times.     MATTHIAS: I don’t think it ought to be blasphemy,just saying ‘Jehovah’

CROWD: He said it again!!

OFFICIAL: You’re only making it worse for yourself!!

MATTHIAS: Making it worse?! How could it be worse?! Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

onceared
1st Team Player

Loc: here and there, there and…
31-07-06 01:20 PM – Post#287374
In response to Dj_Sydney_A

Thats what i’m saying though DJ, he has become that way he wasnt always!

Damn shame on two counts
1.Posters felt the need to rev him up on an hourly basis with talk of cliques etc.
2.He bit on an hourly basis with sweary rants etc.

Dont get me wrong, i am not bothered one way or the other, i post to the post not the poster, and their are plenty of good contributors on this sight!

Not as good as me like, but hey-ho!
the sun is not yellow! its chicken!

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 01:21 PM – Post#287375
In response to mark1975

mark1975 Said:
There’s no need for you to ‘tread carefully’ MG, your posting is usually fine. People make it sound like we’ve come down hard on Ryan, he’s probably the most abusive poster on the forum and he was warned dozens and dozens of times.

Mad isnt it?

We had all the shite about letting him get away with murder, and now we’ve taken a stand, we’ve ‘come down harsh’. Cant really win  I think that the players play 100% all the games, because they know that they have the supporters behind them. They are behind us, supporting all the time.
- Rafael Benitez

Mystic Gohan
1st Team Player

31-07-06 01:22 PM – Post#287376
In response to mark1975

mark1975 Said:
There’s no need for you to ‘tread carefully’ MG, your posting is usually fine. People make it sound like we’ve come down hard on Ryan, he’s probably the most abusive poster on the forum and he was warned dozens and dozens of times.

Fair enough, the thing is i’ve had a fair share of it from Ryan before but i never really saw it as anymore than banter, in a way it was almost good to have the character about.

Although saying that there were times when he was completely out of line. Did he post like this in the insider aswell then?http://fighterops.com/forum/images/avatars/2/boy_jamming_on_guitar_lg_wht.gif

dafurf
1st Team Player

Loc: In cognito
31-07-06 01:23 PM – Post#287379
In response to mark1975

mark1975 Said:
There’s no need for you to ‘tread carefully’ MG, your posting is usually fine. People make it sound like we’ve come down hard on Ryan, he’s probably the most abusive poster on the forum and he was warned dozens and dozens of times.
Maybe the reason he became so abusive,he thought he was infalable!!!!!

Dj_Sydney_A
Crowd Control

Loc: Taking the afternoon off….
31-07-06 01:23 PM – Post#287380
In response to onceared

onceared Said:
Thats what i’m saying though DJ, he has become that way he wasnt always!

Damn shame on two counts
1.Posters felt the need to rev him up on an hourly basis with talk of cliques etc.
2.He bit on an hourly basis with sweary rants etc.

Dont get me wrong, i am not bothered one way or the other, i post to the post not the poster, and their are plenty of good contributors on this sight!

Not as good as me like, but hey-ho!

That’s the thing though mate, i know as much as anyone what it’s like to be ‘revved up’ or baited, it happens all the time and it’s something we try to keep an eye on. Ryan wasnt the only one subjected to it, yet he was the only one who responded with frequently abusive rants, and we simply cant tolerate that.

Mods fight amongst themselves. It seems.

An insight into the mad mad world of Koptalk mods. They aren't able to think for themselves, they love their power, they do exactly what they are told. It also gives you an idea of the place which dishes out red and yellow cards or 'strikes' to its users for things like starting a new thread if something remotely similar has been posted in the last few weeks. You'll get one for posting something in the wrong forum, no friendly redirection to the right place in the mad world of KT mods. And it takes nothing to get yourself banned. So if you want to go for it, go for it good and proper.

Ask where your book is.

Koptalk office phone number

Need to ring Dunk, but don't want to pay full whack?

Try this number, although it's more likely to be answered by young Steve seeing as Dunk's spending most of his life in the pub these days. Or boozing in the garden. Boozing generally. 

0207 193 1911

Maybe we should get this added to the "Say no to 0870" website. Saves you ringing the premium rate number or the mobile number (07962 475020).  

He gives this number out on his support site, so there shouldn't be a problem calling it.         

Out on the toon

Mr Oldham's still not ready to face his mum / wife / landlady – whoever it is that he goes home to after spending the day in the garage with his pal Steve.

He claims to have been out all night last night, and rather than going "home" is going out on the booze again tonight. In fact it was around 6pm that he decided to go out on the booze with that cash he's earned from his few new subscribers. Is our blog getting to him? He has to tell everyone about it anyway.

Dunk KopTalk Editor Reged: Aug 20 2004 Posts: 7632

Evenings 

#1477570 – Thu Jun 08 2006 05:51 PM          Reply

Have been going out a few nights recently… plus with the World Cup ready to kick-off, it's likely that I won't be around much at night. I haven't been home since yesterday and I'm not off home to face the music so I'm off to the pub again in a minute
Steve's in touch with me and he'll be at KOPTALK HQ as normal and he's always in the office until the early hours so if anything comes up that is not on the site but should be, please bell him on 07962 475020 (Old Skool members like to help us). It's a waste of time emailing him as I won't be here making sure he's checking his inbox!

If anything major goes down, he will call me and I will deal with things as if here. Likewise if anyone calls me etc and it's of interest, I'll call Steve to get it on the site.

I don't expect anything at the moment but I'm just keeping you updated as to what the score is.

Making a splash

This is the new blog we set up in order to comment just on Dunk's insane ramblings. We'll try and keep these separate from the other blog, which is designed to educate people who aren't sure just what it is they'll really get for their money if they subscribe to Dunk's misinformation site.

The latest home of Dunk's insane ramblings is his Koptalk Blog. Although not actually configured correctly, his new domain allows him (he says) to say things he'd not normally say on his real Koptalk site. His blog tagline is "We're not very PC". Considering he's had some pretty extreme views on his normal site lately we'll be expecting some way out stuff in his blog.

We've been disappointed so far.

Today he's told us all about his chance to lounge around in his paddling pool yesterday. The people of Wallsend / Aberdeen Walk Scarborough / wherever he says he's living this week must be petrified.

He tells a different lie every day. Well, at least one. So we can tell that his £1.99 paddling pool from Poundland probably wasn't "an 18 footer" as he claims in his blog. We're no experts on paddling pools, but from the way Dunk speaks about it that's the size of paddling pool he wanted. He may even fit in it if he sits himself down at the correct angle.

He tells us how he stayed up all night waiting for an update from his "source". His source was going to email him. His site visitors were wondering where Dunk's big update was. Did Dunk log on and reassure them? Remember he has loads of ways of connecting to the net. Well he didn't reassure them at all. At around 5.30am he copied an article from the Guardian website about Djibril Cisse. He posted a comment on his insider website that he'd not been to bed himself yet. And that was it.

Once again, no news from the fattest liar in North Yorkshire.
He did log onto his main site at one point during the evening. A long thread from visitors asking what the update was going to be about on his insider site was deleted. The natives are restless, but the fat one stands on his roof saying everything is ok.

Our campaign to boycott Koptalk is gathering support. More and more people are getting in touch with us to let us know what they think of him. Some of the ideas people have been having have been quite funny. Some of their ideas we wouldn't condone, others are quite sensible and reasonable ideas.
Still no word from Dunk on the numerous questions we've asked him. So the campaign continues.

Any news on that bike?

We over here at the Koptalk Blog blog, are wondering whether Lauren got that bike Duncan was trying to raise funds for her to get. Dunk's been busy buying new tellies, satellite systems and cars, so he couldn't buy it himself. Any news?

Review: Dunk’s latest blog post

Have to admit we found it quite funny to think of Dunk's face losing its smug grin as he logged onto his new blog this afternoon. When he started reading the comments to see how his army had been bigging him up. His thousands of readers had left a total of about 5 comments, but the funny part would be when he spotted how he'd left the back door open for comments from here and other anti-Dunk blogs to appear on that new blog. Made us laugh.

He's not happy with us, and that just makes us laugh all the more.

Today's blog post, entitled "Sunday", started off talking all about us. "I see the boycott's not coming along very well is it children?" – actually it looks like it's doing OK to us. We've not mentioned a boycott now for days, but we have seen stats showing the traffic to Koptalk is dropping quite nicely. The funny thing is, if you held your hands up now and admitted all you have been accused of, apologised and promised to put it right, you'd be able to put all of this behind you. In other words, stop telling us more lies to cover up the lies from before. We keep catching you out, and we'll keep catching you out. In the end you'll be lying to nobody but yourself, because your credibility is dropping in more and more people's eyes with every lie.

Paragraph two and Dunk manages to drop Lauren's name into his blog. This is the girl who has been very unlucky in contracting an illness that has left her confined to a wheelchair. She's Dunk's cousin. Dunk says she needs a bike and begs people to send money (to him) for her. Has she got her bike yet? No. Has Dunk upgraded his car, had a multi-satellite system installed and a 50-odd inch plasma TV delivered to his home? Yes. Thousands of pounds on treating yourself to some luxuries. How you can beg your site visitors for donations for Lauren then spend that money on yourself is beyond belief.

Third paragraph sees Dunk address readers of his blog as though they are all visitors from overseas. He likes people from overseas, as long as they stay overseas and join his club. Just doesn't like any "foreigners" to get in his way in England.

More fun from the fat one in the next paragraph – Steve took the papers to fatso's house this morning, but fatso didn't know. So he went "all the way" to his auntie's garage only to find the papers weren't there. You still confuse us fatty – if you weren't at home overnight where were you? And do any of your wives know?

He then references us again (we assume) by saying his decision to call Peter Crouch "Lurch" might cause "a few girls get a bit touchy". It doesn't make us feel touchy, but it does show just how little you think of your club. Or what you claim is your club. To then say "no offence like, just trying to get a bite and it works" is further proof of what you think of your club. And before we forget, just where are these Crouch tapes? No, still haven't answered that one have we?

After telling us that his 16-year-old drinking partner Steve has gone out for the day, Dunk tells us his plans for the evening. "I'm supposed to be going out for a pint at 6," he says, as if to try and persuade us he has other drinking pals.

Don't forget Dunk – try and answer our questions before you go off to the pub.

Oh and by the way – it's "being" not "been". They sound the same sometimes, but mean quite different things.

Dunk calls his Mrs a tart. Does he mean Gill?

Over at Koptalk House, Oldham is writing for his new blog. We've absolutely no idea what half of what he is saying means. Some of it may be Geordie-speak, Scarborough-speak, pimp-speak, dealer-speak, teenager-speak. We've just no idea whatsoever. Then again, Dunk has no idea whatsoever about very much does he?

Funnily enough, he calls his "Mrs" a "daft tart". Obviously daft to have got involved with Mr Lard, but only a tart thanks to Dunk's enjoyment of filming her with other men. Unless that was another Mrs, you tend to lose track of things in the world of Del's fake identities and made up stories. The names he used were "Gill and Mark", and he asked for snail mail to be sent to "Miss Hargreaves". They were using the email address of neastcple@aol.com at the time, but it was taken by using one of those AOL disks that used to fill most people's bins back then. He used this address to talk about satellite scams too.

So what's he been writing about on the blog that will no doubt change our lives? Steve's had to post 20 parcels. Bearing in mind what we've just been talking about it's perhaps as well we don't know what the parcels had in them. Then he says his Mrs (the daft tart, remember?) has brought him some sandwiches. But she's taken them home, instead of to his "office"*. Where the hell does his "Mrs" live then? And when she got to his home, did she post them through the letter box? I don't understand how she's brought him sarnies but not brought them. Still, this is Dunk's world…

He's looking forward to the England match, and takes the opportunity to have a go at Peter Crouch. Now if you read our "sister" site, The Insider Insider, you'll know that we are STILL waiting for Dunk to answer some very simple questions. One of them is, "where is the Crouch tape you claim to have?" He hasn't got a Crouch tape of course, but he claims he has one and when he is ready he will be able to use it to end Peter Crouch's Liverpool career. What's he got against Crouch? Was the guy he advertised to come to his house and strip off for him tall and thin like Crouch? Maybe…

After that it's the usual crap from the wide one, and if this is good as it gets I can't see many visiting it. He talks some complete garbage about the England opponents for a friendly, but seems to have got the hang of talking about foreigners without being offensive. We all know what he thinks of foreigners though, don't we?

"It's a pretty quiet day at KOPTALK today. Steve's just gone to post out 20 parcels before the bloody post office closes. The Mrs has bought me a couple of bacon and egg mayonnaise sarnies but the daft tart has taken 'em down home instead of bringing them to the office.

Not much to do today. It's very quiet on the news front. There's the England international kicking off within the hour. Lurch, Stevie and Carra are both starting so it'll be interesting to see how they do. I'm sure Rafa will also want to see how St Mike and Lurch link-up together up front.

Seeing the Jamaicans all fired up for the game is mint. I love colourful characters. There's also some nice tash kicking about. I have this awful feeling though that somone's gonna get crocked. I'm a bit worried about Owen so I hope he comes through ok.

Where we live there's England flags up all over the joint. Not just on pubs and cars but tons of houses. We've even got them up at KOPTALK HQ out front, we'll have to take a picture and show you how sad we are. I'm sure we'll be ripping them down not long into the tournament!"

* Office = Auntie's garage.